I must write a new blog entry,I must write a new blog entry, post haste!
My friend, Neesia, always forgMy friend, Neesia, always forgets who she is. She keeps telling everyone “I am Neesia.”
Don't get involved withDon't get involved with a barking canine; it's a guaranteed booin' doggle.
When We Go To Egypt
My girlfriend just asked me, "When we go to Egypt, can we go on a camel?"
I said, "As you wish," and booked it for her. She's going tomorrow...
I'm leaving in three weeks and flying there!
FLEX NERDLEGuess the NERDLE in 6 tries. After each guess, the color of the tiles will change to show how close your guess was to the solution.
Flea for Your LifeA father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, “The man named Lot was warned to take his life and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.”His son asked, “But what happened to the flea?”
Why did the pregnant woman spiWhy did the pregnant woman spit up her baby?
Which Olympic event is most paWhich Olympic event is most painful?
I Will Never Lie To You
Boyfriend: I will never lie to you, dear.
Girlfriend: How sweet!
Boyfriend: Now you tell me a lie.
Riding Sky High
Life is like a helicopter.
I don't know how to operate a helicopter.